Wednesday's Hero

User:Ward3001

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ward3001

This user is a recent changes patroller.
This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.
ZT This user supports a strict zero-tolerance policy on vandalism.
no
ads This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.
linkspam This user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor.
vanity This user supports the removal of vanity pages with extreme prejudice.
This user recognizes the importance of citing sources.
This user fixes Double redirects.
This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.
_ This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks
This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
This user has a Doctor of Philosophy degree.
This user has published peer-reviewed articles in academic journals.
BYOB This user's MBTI type is BYOB.
which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly.
their / there / they’re There are too many people who don’t know that they’re even worse than their children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help.

This user lives in or hails from
North Carolina.

Honorable mention: Dr. Robert Jarvik - inventor of the Jarvik artificial heart, malevolent multi-dimensional being, and loving father.