WE INTERRUPT OUR COVERAGE OF THE PEOPLE'S REBPULIC OF CHINA TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT NEWS
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE ME AND RICH WERE AT NORTHWESTERN AND HE WAS ALWAYS TRASHING MY GENESIS BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAVE FUCKING ZELDA. WHO WILL WIN. SONIC IS V V FAST BUT MARIO IS BETTER EQUIPPED TO SWIM/FLY/RIDE AROUND ON EGG-SUCKING DINOSAURS. ALSO SONIC ONLY HAS TAILS BUT MARIO HAS A POSSE. OF COURSE I WILL BE PLAYING AS SONIC BECAUSE I IDENTIFY WITH HIS SITUATION IN THAT LAST SETENCE ;_;
GUYS SO PSYCHED SO PSYCHED GET IN ON THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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