it all makes sense. it all finally makes fucking sense.

IM IN UR WASTELAND BURYING UR DEAD

april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has. (1)
april in ur memoriez, making ur desire.
spring rain in ur dull rootzes.

earth in ur winter, covered in snow
can has potato. PO-TA-TO.
INVISIBLE SUMMER! RAININGZES!
im in ur hofgarden, drinking ur coffeez.

at archduke’s haus, invisible sled!
im in ur moutainz, holding on tight.
no can has cheezburger.
oral sex metaphors in ur poem.

my fans fill me with inertia

lol awes!!!

gorrrrrdon!

lol shelly duval u r my favorite lady, all times 4 eva.

just call me kotaku lol

this is gonna be the most solid year ever from now to next august guys!!

choo choo rockets! choo choo rockets! choo choo rockets!

JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST!

i have a new favorite contact on flickrs

BREAKING! BREAKING! BREAKING!

WE INTERRUPT OUR COVERAGE OF THE PEOPLE'S REBPULIC OF CHINA TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT NEWS



I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE ME AND RICH WERE AT NORTHWESTERN AND HE WAS ALWAYS TRASHING MY GENESIS BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAVE FUCKING ZELDA. WHO WILL WIN. SONIC IS V V FAST BUT MARIO IS BETTER EQUIPPED TO SWIM/FLY/RIDE AROUND ON EGG-SUCKING DINOSAURS. ALSO SONIC ONLY HAS TAILS BUT MARIO HAS A POSSE. OF COURSE I WILL BE PLAYING AS SONIC BECAUSE I IDENTIFY WITH HIS SITUATION IN THAT LAST SETENCE ;_;

GUYS SO PSYCHED SO PSYCHED GET IN ON THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

our band got a gig :D :D :D

he who jumps one knows what is real schwarma!!!

P L A Y S T A T I O N!!!!!!!!!!11! :D :D :D A+++

this is teh reasons we fought the civil war and got our independenced fcrom spain for!! happy 4th of july, hos and bros :D

a handy smidgen of info

Sadly I've given this a bit of thought. In my mind, if you guys were gladiators...these would be the weapon choices I see for you guys:

Rich: Trident & Net with a sweet helmet

Troy: 5-foot long morning star (but with a metal skull on the end) and a midget on his back (see Thunderdome minus downs)

Cris: Throwing knives and daggers...and some cowboy boots that when he clicks the heals, a razor blade comes out of the toe. He relies on his cat-like reflexes

Carucci: He has the gift of the wild. He can summon beasts to aid him in his conquests. Otherwise he has a bull whip.

HAPPY FALL...TUESDAY?

guys i was travelling this week and forgot to do this on fri, sorry for the inconvenience and the hatred you guys must have for me ;_;

WHO TASTES ONE KNOWS WHAT IS A REAL SHAWARMA!

Is david byrne gay?
also is morrisey? or is he Bi ?
I met David Byrne in New York recently. We were riffing casually on the brilliance of Brazilian avant bossa man Tom Ze when suddenly I noticed that David's hand was on my knee. 'David, are you gay?' I blurted. He leaped up onto the bar and, lit by a pink follow spot, began to dance a stick-man samba, periodically buffeted by imaginary blasts of hot wind. He looked like an epileptic flamingo. Franz Kafka, who was standing nearby sucking on a strawberry sour, turned to me and said 'That man certainly can make flippy floppy'.

A handy smidgen of info

If you have a car alarm, put your car keys beside your bed at night. That way, when the retarded neighbor kids bump into your car because they're on their wheelie boards or whatever the fuck, just press the panic button for your car and you can finish taking your after work/depression nap. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: "Okay. I'm going to leave my keys right here. And tomorrow, I'm going to find them right here. If I'm late, it gives my boss a reason to go on and on well after I've got the fucking point." Test it. It will work at least twice this week. It works if you park in your driveway or garage, not half a block away; really, if someone else is parking there, you're allowed to take a 5-iron to their car, ipso facto. If someone is trying to break in your house, then you are allowed to kill them. This is the moment you have been training for... after a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see the frontier-style brand of justice you are handing out to the criminal. And remember to carry your keys in your hand while walking to your car in a parking lot. If someone tries to rape you, you will have the keys spaced out between your fingers in a poor man's version of Wolverine, thus you should be able to slash away strips of tender cheek flesh ..... This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime. And, honestly, we should all be involved in helping to save lives and helping to save sexual abuse crimes.

P.S. I am sending this to everyone because I think it is fantastic.
Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. Wouldn't be so useful if your hot air balloon tour over the Kenyan wilderness crashes.

happy fall friday is here yet again :D

youtube needs to man up and up its level of fall videos fyi i mean this will not go on very long if they keep disappearing on me. ;_;

my friends: let me show you them!!!

happy fall friday, bros :D :D :D