to the intern still in my bed...

Thank you for a lovely evening of making the beast of two backs. I know that my presence was a bit much for you to handle, but I am, in fact, quite a big deal, so I understand that it was difficult to control your lustful urges.

The GOP has allowed me to vault from being the son of a West Virginia coal miner to quite a scenester and ass magnet.

I saw the look in your eyes as you watched your face contort with pleasure in the mirror over my bed–the one that you are no doubt viewing yourself in right now, saying, “wow, I am so lucky to have experienced that at such a tender age”–don’t fret my pet, I will not call you and if I see you again I will ignore you like the bums outside a metro stop.

I am off to my next conquest–I am thinking of a certain lass from the GA delegation.

Happy Fall Friday!

happy fall friday

not really into this this week guys. having a bad day. ;_;

just cos we has a special NEWS FEATURE doesn't mean we forget our obligations and duties to the united states public.

happy FALL FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

thx <3 <3 <3
teh schefs!!!!

ps there are five days in a working week bros!! u has suggestions for other ARTIST THEME DAYS put them in the suggestions box!! i am game for the world.

HAPPY FALL FRIDAY GUIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dudes sorry i been not too active this week, had a hectic coupla days. it's dangerous to go into the weekend alone tho, so here--take this.

i am the fuckin food pirate!~!! arrrrr!!! :D

hey bros i'm gonna be jettin outta town to go hang out with my sister and see a noize show this weekend so we're gonna pretend today is friday, because, lol, today IS friday for me y'knowwhatimean!! :D you know what that means....

HAPPY FALL FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!11 :D

i did something similar to rich once and i thinjk that's why he doesn't love me anymore honestly.

HAPPY FALL...TUESDAY?

guys i was travelling this week and forgot to do this on fri, sorry for the inconvenience and the hatred you guys must have for me ;_;

happy fall friday is here yet again :D

youtube needs to man up and up its level of fall videos fyi i mean this will not go on very long if they keep disappearing on me. ;_;

my friends: let me show you them!!!

happy fall friday, bros :D :D :D

HAPPY FALL FRIDAY!!! drink the long draft, dan :D