Showing posts with label cosmic schefter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cosmic schefter. Show all posts

Friday, September 14, 2007

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Friday, March 9, 2007

friday nite's alright...for gettin drunk!! lolz


Knurd

Knurdness is the opposite of being drunk; not sober, but as far from sober as drunkenness, except in the opposite direction. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. This, needless to say, is a very traumatic experience though it sometimes leads to important discoveries. Those seeking to treat drunkenness by having the sufferer drink Klatchian coffee should take care, lest they send him too far the other way - through sobriety and out the other side.

Also, Samuel Vimes, one of the Discworld's most notable characters, is sometimes referred to as being constantly knurd and two drinks short of actual sobriety, which at least partially accounts for his depressive nature and tendency towards alcoholism—he started out looking for a cure to knurdness. It is also noted in the instance where Vimes gets knurd, that most people who ever get knurd make sure never to get knurd again.

Knurd written in reverse also spells "drunk".

Thursday, March 8, 2007

dilemmas :\

I'm a 46-year-old unmarried Caucasian man. I live alone with my three cats, whom I love dearly. My friends always pick on me because I love cats but haven't managed to find a person who shares this love with me. Sometimes I feel very alone, although I have my cats. I feel like my friends are talking about me behind my back all the time! I'm very content with my current lack of love, but I sometimes worry that my friends aren't. They are all happily married with children. I feel as though I'm left out of everything since I haven't gotten married and had kids. Because of this, I'm thinking of adopting an African baby. Although I feel that I would love this child as much as I love my cats, sometimes I wonder if the only reason I'm considering adopting is to fit in with my friends. What should I do?

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

i am the cosmos


Every night I tell myself,
"I am the cosmos,
I am the wind"
But that don't get you back again

Just when I was starting to feel okay
You're on the phone
I never wanna be alone

Never wanna be alone
I hate to have to take you home
Wanted too much to say no, no,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Never wanna be alone
I hate to have to take you home
Want you too much to say no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

My feeling's always happening
Something I couldn't hide
I can't confide
Don't know what's going on inside

So every night I tell myself
"I am the cosmos,
I am the wind"
But that don't get you back again

I'd really like to see you again
I really wanna see you again
I'd really like to see you again
I really wanna see you again
I'd really like to see you again
I really wanna see you again
I never wanna see you again
Really wanna see you again

Thursday, March 1, 2007

wankette r u STUPID???



I'm serious. How did the significance of the BBC report of WTC7 manage to escape you?

You almost completely overlook the fact that the building not only was reported to have collapsed while it was still standing, but that it actually then DID collapse.

What do you make of this "coincidence"?

Did you not notice that no OTHER buildings were falsely reported and CONFIRMED to have collapsed...let alone one that actually then DID???

I can't believe you could report this the way you did.

You should be forbidden to blog if you truly are this stupid or naive.

Unbelievable.

MUSIC = REAL ESTATE



In the most recent Playboy there is an interview with Simon what's-his-face. I scanned it, and he basically talks about how he thinks what's-her-name that won a while back (she's mousy and has a strong voice) put out better music than Bob Dylan. What?!?!?! I don't think I'll ever buy a Bob Dylan CD, but while you can't understand what he's saying, at least he's a real poet and musician.



He also admits that AI is about image and selling a product. I knew from the beginning that this would not be a show that even began to really be about music, so I'm really surprised that anyone is shocked over this latest development. I've never even seen more than 2 minutes of the show (I was at someone else's house), but I knew enough about it to know I'd avoid it even if I could pick up Fox on my rabbit ears (ABC is all that matters to me, because they air Lost). Mainstream music has always been about image. Folks, you should know that all Simon cares about is how many houses he can buy and fix up. That's in the article, too. Music is real estate to him. He has no soul, and neither do the people who watch the show, so don't be surprised when that Antonella Barba bitch isn't kicked off.