lol party house!

omgwtfbbq!!!!!!!!!!

holy crap I just saw a light pole colapse and smash someone's car on
32. Like they were cruising along at like 60ish and BLAM! fuckin'
lightpole smashed through the windshield.

Crazy. I was in the same lane but 4-5 cars back so I had just enough
time to register the fact that something silver was falling from the
sky (honest to god I thought space station first... i dunno I guess I
watch too much t.v.) and get the fuck outta that lane.

CRAZY. anyways, I called 911 and gave them the info (where & what I
saw anyway.) and they were like "what make and model was the car"
Fuck I don't know? I was trying not to hit it, I didn't catch the
tags but I think it mighta been red, or blue, or I don't fucking know
it's the one on the side of the road with a light pole through it's
windshield.

i am so fucking sick of eisen

It's mind boggling how fast Rich can destroy a professionally cleaned house. I'm never going to forget this dude.



It's like $70 but I only do it the day Rich leaves for business trips to Mass. Otherwise it's not worth a penny. In the 1 1/2 days since he has been back there are about 20 empty beer bottles. 2 wine empties. Seriously our recycling box is hilarious. They come on Tuesday and it's filled to the top on Tuesday night due to a backlog of empties. They would literally have to come every other day. About 100 cigg butts. Luggage emptied and thrown all over the place. 4 Amazon boxes that were waiting for him when he got back opened and tossed around including Styrofoam shit. DVD's all over the floor. 3-4 dirty plates laying around with rotting food. 3-4 large dirty pots and pans in the sink. Dirty cups everywhere. A knocked over broken seasoning bottle dumped all over the kitchen floor. Dumped over coffee grinds. Coffee beans dumped everywhere Granted the cat (his cat not mine which is well behaved) does all the knocking over and breaking of shit in the kitchen but he leaves things on the counter day after day and never learns from it. Coffee spills and rings everywhere. Melted ice cream left out on counter over night He does this with the milk all the time too because he sprints to the fridge and back due to WoW. The great part is he doesn't eat ice cream or drink milk he is just moving my shit out of the way to get to his sauce and forgets to put it back. Stove topped fucked from mac and cheese making again due to WoW he forgets he is cooking and it overflows everywhere. This along with the destroyed pots and pans happens a couple times a week now. Sadly he doesn't order pizza anymore.

I've never seen him eat a fruit or a vegetable.


(This is the cat)

in response to a reader's e-mail (you know who you are lol), some advice...

I went through the same thing when i was at school except i started martial arts at the age of 4 but hated to fight. I got picked on everyday because i was chunky until i just couldnt take it anymore. I agree you should try and find a peaceful way out but if you cant (and sometimes you cant) fight him dirty! Dont let him land the first punch, use the element of surprise and hit him first, kick through his knee. If that fails atack vital areas liek eyes, ears, throat and groin. No boxer no matter how tough they are can handle you sticking your finger in his eye or tearing off his ear! The last thing a buly thinks you will do is hit him first. Dont rely on technique in this situation, he already trains and even if you start now he already has more experience, if you rely on technique his might be better so rely on your instinct. If you cant avoid it, hurt him so he wets his pants for the rest of his life when he thinks of you! Give him one from me too! haha

to love

River Wolf was a restless teenager in suburban Las Vegas who loved gangster movies and acting cool. Nobody could imagine he wanted to murder his best friend and bury him in the desert.

River Wolf had been a bit of a goth in junior high school and had a lot of black clothes, but now he wore black every day, dressing in an undertaker's uniform of clean, neat black shirts and slacks. He was quiet but arrogant, too good for this school, bragging that his shoes cost $250, pouring hot coffee into a glass of ice water to make an iced coffee at Denny's. He said he wanted to change his name to "Ghost Rider," or at least get a fake ID that said as much.

River Wolf was the last to appear. He looked thin and his mouth had a grim set to it. He had an uncut, light-growth beard that made him look something like a survivalist, and his voice has taken on a heavy drawl so menacing it almost sounded Southern. He drummed his fingers on the table. "It's nothing like you see in the movies in here," he said. "It sucks. It's boring. There's a lot of homeless people. They strip-search you. They don't let you smoke. I always saw that shot in movies: guard walking by, phone off the hook, hand coming out of the bars with a cigarette. Nope."

a series of pops

“I was eating cherry pie with my mother-in-law on the 26th floor and then what sounded like a string of firecrackers rang out and someone came running downstairs and said, ‘A person is being shot outside” said River Wolf, 20. “I saw a cop on his knees with no hat on and soon people started talking about a dead cop. I tried to calm everybody down. I told some of my jokes. You know, you got to go on with it.”

GOIN DOWN TO FLORIDA

YUT HOH UPDATE

My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.

OMG BROS ID CRUSH THAT W/SUCH INTENSITY

this cat is so otm!!!

General Singing Techniques

Posture
The head is erect without stiffness; the spine straight, not slumped; the chest moderately elevated and the feet firmly and squarely placed so that the entire body is buoyantly supported.

Breathing
With the chest already elevated, with respiration there is comparatively little or no movement in the upper chest and shoulders. Expansive rib action surrounds the entire chest, especially toward the lower and middle back rib, while the diaphram and abdominal walls remain flexible and vital.

Relaxation
Relaxation is defined as freedom for action, a sate of balance, equilibrium, or readiness to perform. It is not limpness nor inertia.... It must be understood that the skills necessary for good singing call for the most delicate balance and interplay of muscular adjustments in and around the larynx, neck, tongue, and mouth; adjustments which often change with great rapidity in the act of singing.

Resonance
The vibratory activity of voice encompasses many structures, muscles, bones, ligaments, and cavities of the body all at once and, in a sense, the entire human body maybe regarded as a complex resonator of voice.... The absence of constriction of local muscular efforts with the resultant feeling of complete freedom assures proper coordination of all parts of the vocal tract with maximum resonance and vocal quality.

Registration
Registration in singing refers to the "change" or "break" in vocal quality that occurs when the vocal cords readjust themselves for pitches of faster of slower frequencies (higher or lower pitches). Most singers who have not benefited from formal vocal training will experience a noticeable change in quality when they reach a certain point in tessitura (range) of the voice while singing a scale passage. This "lift" in the voice marks the point where the low (chest) voice ends and the high (head) voice begins. The sensation of the register change, which can fluctuate according to the intensity of the tone or the form of the vowel used in a vocal exercise or musical phrase, normally occurs somewhere in the area just above the pitch of the speaking voice.

Diction
Diction in its complete sense, means not only the clear, beautiful, sensitive and intelligible communication of language, but the whole technique and art of the song-text delivery, i.e., word emphasis or stress, emotional color, nuance, continuity of the phrase line, etc.

Vowels are the vehicles of voice and, as such, they are resonated throughout all the resonating areas. The position of the tongue and shape of the mouth are contributing factors in vowel formation.

Consonants are formed in the mouth area by movements of the lips, tongue and the palate. Such movements should not in any disturb the freedom of the throat for tone production.

SPRTAAAAAAA

SPAAAAAARRRRRTTTAAAAAAAA!!!!

friday nite's alright...for gettin drunk!! lolz

Knurd

Knurdness is the opposite of being drunk; not sober, but as far from sober as drunkenness, except in the opposite direction. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. This, needless to say, is a very traumatic experience though it sometimes leads to important discoveries. Those seeking to treat drunkenness by having the sufferer drink Klatchian coffee should take care, lest they send him too far the other way - through sobriety and out the other side.

Also, Samuel Vimes, one of the Discworld's most notable characters, is sometimes referred to as being constantly knurd and two drinks short of actual sobriety, which at least partially accounts for his depressive nature and tendency towards alcoholism—he started out looking for a cure to knurdness. It is also noted in the instance where Vimes gets knurd, that most people who ever get knurd make sure never to get knurd again.

Knurd written in reverse also spells "drunk".

DEAR TOM BARDY

I HATE GETTING MY CELL PHONE BILL

FUCK

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!

I've been around the CSI Miami block long enough to know that it doesn't get any better than when Caruso is wearing his sunglasses with the wind in his hair and his hands on his hips/gun holster

dilemmas :\

I'm a 46-year-old unmarried Caucasian man. I live alone with my three cats, whom I love dearly. My friends always pick on me because I love cats but haven't managed to find a person who shares this love with me. Sometimes I feel very alone, although I have my cats. I feel like my friends are talking about me behind my back all the time! I'm very content with my current lack of love, but I sometimes worry that my friends aren't. They are all happily married with children. I feel as though I'm left out of everything since I haven't gotten married and had kids. Because of this, I'm thinking of adopting an African baby. Although I feel that I would love this child as much as I love my cats, sometimes I wonder if the only reason I'm considering adopting is to fit in with my friends. What should I do?

EVERYTHING COOL NOW GUYS GHOST RIDER IS HERO

GEUEST BLOGGING TODAY OPRAH WINFREYS

hi my name is oprah: beep... beep... beep... yay!

i have a secret... you get a car and you get a car etc...

im going back, getting in touch with my roots...