Thursday, October 16, 2008

holy crap!

ok so i met this dude barry at a party and he seemed like an ok type of guy, we had a good time together, he recognized me from time magazine and told me about how he was also on the time magazine but was not man of the year. so i gave him my email. i figured, he was on magazines, i am on magazines, we're pretty much bros, we both enjoy jello shots, it seems were a good match. he was all, i'd like you to also meet my friend joe, you guys would be friends, can i include him on emails too? like we will have an email club! so i'm always excited for email clubs! i say sure thing.

lo9ok at my fucking inbox!!!!



I HAVE A WIFE AND A KID NOW!!!! JESUS GUYS TRY TO BE COOL ALREADY!