i am distrubed and appaleld by this

daily mail hase a v important news story today about the state of b ritain's young people that i find upsetting. i have called a taxi many times in london and have never received a cabnet. why is this? because i speak in the queen's english (sometims with a kentucky accent for the fun of it, and to meet ladies :D). i do not think she should receive an apology or a refund and besides she has a pretty cabnet so what is the harm done?