Showing posts with label hair cut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair cut. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

RE: recommendation for a haircut??

I’m with Miss A. Guys don’t like women with short hair. It leads to bad, bad things.

Who will love a woman who wants to resign her femininity, and who have absolutely no interest in appearing attractive to anyone? Who purposely re-designs their apperance to accomodate their own sense of convenience?

First it’s chopping off your hair and getting a low-maintenance boy’s haircut. Then you will stop wearing makeup and jewelry. Then it’s time to buy those absolutely disgusting jeans with the elastic band on them, and not shave your legs. The only remaining pleasure you’ll be willing to indulge in is food, so your waistline will expand over the years.

Cutting your hair short is the first of many steps to looking like a middle-aged lesbian. Nobody wants to fuck old mean mommy.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

oh god

when I say I like to wear my hair a little long, that means I don't want fucking junior corporate tool douchebag sales copying vendor shorn sheep hair! I don't care what you think looks good on dudes in your b&t clubs and gym where you're buddies with the guys at the door! Fuck You! (and Fuck You to my regular stylist for your vacationspart-time residence in the Middle East too!)